Tuesday, September 27, 2005

I don't think anyone's gonna see this but

there are posters around the school at the lifts going:

if you need a change in mindset or a friendly ear to talk to...
counselling is open from _____ to _____ everyday

so i thought.

if you're Down, Depressed, Dissatisfied with life, Disillusioned... you'll go into the lift to go to the counsellor's office (she's the dean I think)

then the lift doors closed on me when I was walking into the lift

then I thought.

then if you go into the lift and the Doors close you'll then become Dismembered, Disfigured, above all, Dead and Deceased.

how sad.

Monday, September 12, 2005

Let's spice things up around here

instructions.
in the following questions, name the one person in class you would choose to be:

1. your gynaecologist
2. your son's wife
3. your daughter's husband
4. your boss
5. your husband/wife's best friend of the opposite sex
6. your household pet
7. your lawyer, assuming you just killed a nice old pregnant lady out of sheer evilness
8. your lawyer, assuming someone thinks you did it but you were really doing mr chan's/ ms cindy low's essay at that exact moment
9. your brain surgeon
10. your single parent
11. your alone-on-a-desert-island person
12. your invisible friend
13. the king/queen of the world
14. the king/queen of the universe (universe > world, by the way)

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1. your gynaecologist Su-E hahahhaa. She will make me laugh and relax.
2. your son's wife Hanyin. She will boil me soup. Potato soup.
3. your daughter's husband
4. your boss Debbie. I think she will make a good boss. =D
5. your husband/wife's best friend of the opposite sex Janice Heng. She would never think of stealing him. ... right? =6. your household pet Zit XD
7. your lawyer, assuming you just killed a nice old pregnant lady out of sheer evilness Wenyi LOL
8. your lawyer, assuming someone thinks you did it but you were really doing mrs bala's/ms neo's essay at that exact moment Hweifen =D
9. your brain surgeon Diana. Then she can also exchange mine with hers. =D
10. your single parent Evelyn. Then she will give me shopping money all day.
11. your alone-on-a-desert-island person Izzy. We will improv till the world ends.
12. your invisible friend Ellyyy.
13. the king/queen of the world Atiqah. Power woman.
14. the king/queen of the universe (universe > world, by the way) Meltan, without any doubt.

Saturday, September 10, 2005

I have only one thing to say...

DOOM.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

HAH!

I have NO MORE EXAMS and my HOLIDAYS ARE HERE! XD

Thursday, September 01, 2005

vandalism


zit loves us. (elly behind)


gina is high (not just literally). what's new? (tiqah behind)

dot.

I have discovered the difference between guys' blogs and girls' blogs.

how disturbing.


and hello everyone! it was nice to see you again yesterday. (what odd sentence structure)