dormant

i am bored. therefore.

statement(s) of the century by ms chan lee (li?) ping:

" so when you close the switch it ... and before you closed the switch -pause-*silent drumroll* it was open!"

"when you place your eyeball here... you can see..."
"so you turn your eyeball around and see..."
[well no. actually, i wouldnt be able to see anything.]

"now you open the switch... and before you opened the switch -pause-*silent drumroll* it was closed!"