we have grown OLD but not much wiser

okay. this is what a JC education does to you:

1. it teaches you about stress, first hand.
2. it teaches you to bitch... (qualifier: not always)
3. it teaches you to use the scientific calculator. ie. you end up finding simple addition difficult to do quickly
4. you become grown-up and un-fun [we were filming eunice the other day doing crazy things. and man! I ask myself what has happened.]
5. the saddest thing is: with all that education.. 12 years.. you still take forever to figure out how to use the Long John's straw dispenser.

so. why are we in JC...