<3 you all

Happy Birthday everyone!!

And here's your fourth and final instalment of quotes worthy of posting here, all by Mrs B unless otherwise stated:

"Your favourite sweets are the M&Ms. The teachers' favourite sweets are... SMARTIES!"

"Reach for the stars... Gina has a long way to go... heightwise."

"Those in the middle [of the register] I call the 'Hang Ten'... cos they're just hanging there."

"The word 'surd' comes from the Latin word 'surdus'[deaf]... Yap Su-E might be interested to know."

"You all give new meaning to the phrase 'bird-brained'." -Ms Ting

"I can see Mrs Bala prowling outside." -Mrs Cheriyan

"Who said 'yup'? The Yap herself said yup!"

"You're suffering from largynitis?! Oh, embarrasssitis? Ah, it's good to suffer bouts of that once in a while."

[When we were taking our SS 'test'] "They have taken a temporary vow of silence... which will expire very soon."

"Denise, why are you sitting on the floor? You've been floored by the topic vefore we've even started."

"Danke, danke... in the pool." *danke = german for thank you, pronounced dunker

"So naughty! I must lodge a complaint to myself!"

"Shh.. Please give some respect to your fellow...... abnormalities." -Ms Ting

[On us going for dental checkups] "They're getting their teeth filled... and the dentist is getting his fill too."

"Aiyaiyai..."
["Complete the sentence!"-Kim]
"No! My sentence is not over... it won't be over til the end of the year!"

"You must work double hard so you must work hard hard!" -Ms Neo

"I'm tempted to call this computer Karen..."
["Why?!" -Tsai]
"It's sleeping!"

"I don't think the light is off, I just think it's not on." -Mrs Yap

["Your hair is like Einstein's Mrs Bala!" -Us]
"Are you sure? Have you done a detailed comparison? Eh, the Zeeeting also!"

["My sister is in your house, Mrs Bala!" -Su-E, meaning Buckle house]
"????" and after enlightenment "I was wondering who let her in!"

"Two hydrogen atoms were talking. One said, 'I think I lost an electron.' The other said, 'Are you sure?' The first replied, 'I'm positive!' "

"Good mourning."
"Poor Ting." - Ms Ting

[When Clarisse who was in white, & Nurul who was in black, visited] "My past has come back to haunt me! And in black and white!"

["How do you pronouce that?" -Us referring to 'Nietzsche']
"zzzzzzzzzzt!" -Ms Ting

"What do you call a Zit who is picky? A puspot!"

"D.. D for dandruff."

phewf what a long post